DNS is quantum-compatible. It both is and is not the source of every problem.*
Your A record deserves to be both observed and mysterious. Your customers will thank you. Your developers will frustrate themselves into incredible availability.
Executive confidence: 97% reassured
QTDNS fuses practical DNS fundamentals with ceremonial governance and modern crypto theory. We pair DNSSEC integrity with hybrid KEMs, add a configurable ambiguity layer called Schrödinger's A™, and wrap it with a Root Committee Concierge that schedules quarterly key rollovers and commemorative press release templates.
An A record simultaneously observed and unobserved until validated. Uses stale-while-revalidate, split horizon, and an observer signature.
KSK/ZSK rollovers wrapped in ceremony and RRSIG Blessing™.
Classic DNS + post-quantum KEM agility, graceful fallback for legacy resolvers.
Serve stale answers while revalidating; minimize user impact, maximize managerial calm.
RSVP root key planning and produce signed minutes and a commemorative press photo.
Executive-grade visuals showing propagation in business days (with optional "mood" overlay).
QTDNS leverages proven DNS mechanisms: TTL and stale-while-revalidate semantics create controlled uncertainty states; DNSSEC timing windows with KSK/ZSK rotation provide cryptographic integrity; split-horizon configurations enable differentiated resolution paths for internal and external observers; registry-registrar coordination maintains authoritative state through automated reconciliation workflows.
Implementation: Schrödinger's A combines conditional authoritative responses with tuned cache lifetimes and observer-gated publication workflows. All features maintain validation integrity while providing flexibility for operational narratives.
Achieving nine nines of dashboard greenness (seven nines of actual uptime sold separately). We call it Perpetual Status Page Green because it perpetually keeps your dashboard green regardless of observable reality.
* Excludes weekends, holidays, planned maintenance, unplanned maintenance, and that one Tuesday
Prometheus alert fires; incident channels wake up
P1 or "investigating"? Check exec calendar first
Technically it's a feature gap, not an outage
99.4% rounds to 99.9% when excluding "planned events"
Set status to "Monitoring" (the universal green state)
Reassuring tweet drafted, approved by three teams
Incident closed; SLA intact; dashboard green forever
Book meeting nobody attends; preserve institutional memory in Notion
Five nines (99.999%) allows 5.26 minutes of downtime per year. Through strategic incident reclassification, planned maintenance windows, and retroactive timeline adjustments, we maintain SLA compliance while preserving executive confidence and customer trust narratives.
Real-time DNS observability with executive-grade reassurance
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All tiers include DNSSEC validation. Pricing subject to TTL expiration and propagation delays of 3-5 business days.
Answers engineered for maximum plausible deniability
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